#boku no hero academia incorrect quotes

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am l l immortal.

Iida : .. elaborate?

Izuku: I haven't died yet

Iida: that's not how it works-

Bakugo: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die

[fattuccini-afraido]

Kirishima: Senpai, you look like you wanna go home.

Tamaki: That's irrelevant.

Tamaki: I always wanna go home.

[nagitosstolenhand]

[dogwaterdish]

All Might: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Midoriya: It was me...

All Might: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[kittycatxoxo1]

*Shoto making a tiktok*

Shoto: Dabi has been saying he's gonna kill Endeavor but BITCH! It's been 3 years! I'm starting to think old age is gonna get him before you do!

Dabi watch the tiktok: omg wtf

[akurui-shizen7]

Hawks: Please? For me?

[Name]: Don’t do that.

Hawks: Do what, [Name]?

[Name]: You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-

Hawks: Please, for me?

[Name]: ...Whatever you manipulative chicken, fuck off.

[what-a-creative-user-nana]

Incorrect Quotes

Midoriya, Uraraka, and Kaminari are sitting on a bench Kirishima: Why do you guys look so sad? Midoriya: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Kirishima sits down* Uraraka: The bench is freshly painted.

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Uraraka, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Midoriya: Gray.

Uraraka, turning to Todoroki: Now tell him what color you think it is.

Todoroki: Dark white.

[not-as-endearing-fanatic]

Midoriya: Hello, nice to meet you. This is my ex-bestfriend, Rody

Rody: You have got to stop introducing me like that

Rody: I'm his boyfriend

[xovera-toz]

Izuku: Kacchan! I think you're really cool, and you're my hero, and I wish to be as strong as you, and you inspire me every day...

Katsuki: Just say 'I love you' dumbass.

[uryeeek]

Bakugou: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

Deku, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.

moral of the story: dont let deku cook.

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Aizawa, mumbling: Where is that idiot?

Bakugo: The nerd is upstairs.

Sero: I think Mina went shopping.

Jirou: Denki is right here.

Denki: Hey-

Aizawa: I meant the fly that I was chasing but thanks for the info, I guess.

[propussyslayer]

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

[nagitosstolenhand]

[dogwaterdish]

Aizawa: I was teaching today and I was petting my cat, and my husband came in and told me to show everyone the cat. Over half the students reached down and picked up their cats, and held them up the the screen. Suddenly all the squares were cats and everything was perfect.

[kittycatxoxo1]

shoto: this is my theory about midoriya being all mights secret love child.

dabi tied to a chair: j-just let me go-

shoto: IM NOT FINISHED!!

dabi:

shoto:

shoto: and this theory is about eraserheads secret love child-